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bombacious porn story


This is it! Akala ko magpa-pass na lang ako sa tag na ito eh. Since wala naman ako masyadong ginagawa ngayong hapon na ito, piniga ko na ang utak ko para naman hindi naman kahiya-hiya kay sis Salve kung itatambak ko na naman sa Draft ang tag niya. Tagalog version accepted din daw!

Rules. Create a short erotica of not more than 200 words, with the following words that can only be used once in the story:

  1. sleepover – nakitulog
  2. whip – latigo
  3. handcuffs – posas
  4. leather – katad
  5. sexy – seksi
  6. threesome – tatluhan
  7. hairy – mabuhok
  8. shotgun – shotgun
  9. squeeze – pisil
  10. explosion – pagsabog [pwedeng explode na lang? hehehe!]

Here goes my version:

She ran towards the half-open door of an old big house. It was midnight when Julia’s car broke down, a place to sleepover is all she needs. She stepped inside the house praying someone’s there. On the floor scattered sexy clothes and handcuffs. Hanging on the wall, there’s an assortment of naked photos and shotgun.

A lady with knees bent in the floor was inside that one room. Julia tried to squeeze herself in that slightly opened door but she can’t get through. She attempted to slide open the door yet she heard the lady’s moan. “What’s that?” Julia whispered. She’s hesitant yet a bit curious. She spotted another reflection; it was a man standing in front of the lady. Suddenly Julia felt feverish as if she was about to explode. “Should I join them? I haven’t tried a threesome…” she murmurs while recalling the recent movie she seen. Determined to get in, she noticed him whipped her with a long leather strap which made her moan again. Julia couldn’t stop the sensation she’s feeling, she must get in quickly!

“Dad stop beating me, I’ll never make out with my boyfriend again!” says a young teen to her hairy dad!

Uh-oh… Pinaparusahan lang pala un anak. Madumi kasi isip ni Julia eh, pasensya na po. I dont know kung erotic na nga ba ang dating nyan, parang suspense lang eh hehehe…

Da*nit! Nahirapan akong i-adjust into 200 words lang ang kwentong iyan. Grabe umabot ba naman kasi ng 315 words. Ang dami kong in-omit sa story jan ayun tuloy nawala yata ang sense hahahaha!

Sino kaya ang ita-tag ko? Aha! Si pretty pusa at miss iya, type ko ang style nyo in writing so sana po gawin nyo ito! Isasama ko na rin sa tag si jojie gusto ko ng laugh/porn trip! Okies!

14 thoughts on “bombacious porn story

  1. nyahahaha! ayos to a! parang paid opps may word count! lol! sister gagawin ko to kaya lang medyo madedelay ha. baka kasi ma-carried away ako maboljak ako ni chairman laguardia. los!

    thanks for tagging moi!

    Rhapsody: jan ako nahirapan ng todo sa paghahabol sa limit ng words… cge basta hihintayin ko ang version mo.

    Ingat lang sa mga bantay jan na walang ginawa kundi manghuli… gaya ko nahuli ako nung isang araw nyahahaha!😀

  2. bombastic! hahaha! natawa talaga ako, nakita ko to sa comment mo ki jojitah eh hahaha alam mo naman, mga magic words hehehe

    Rhapsody: naku naman talaga basta mga ganyang salita silip agad noh hahahaha…

  3. pag makikipag-chorva kasi sa jowa, wag magpapahuli ki tatay! yan ang lesson dyan!😀

    Rhapsody: tama! moral of the story: wag magpapahuli ki tatay at wag masyado green minded ang mga usyuserang kagaya ni Julia hahaha

  4. mahusay rhapsody!! nakaraos din. hahaha.

    Rhapsody: yup kasalukuyang nilalagyan ko na ng betadine ang ilong ko at pilit na pinapasariwa ang natuyo kong utak dahil sa tag na iyan hahahaha! pero ang gusto ko talaga nung gawa mo, mahusay ka!😀

  5. …magaling! grabe, sino kaya nagpauso ng tag na to..pinahirapan lahat!!nyahaha!

    Rhapsody: un ang next assignment! Hanapin kung kanino nag-orignate ang tag na ito.😀

  6. nyehhe, assignment ko rin yan. pwede pa kopya😀

    Rhapsody: nyahahaha kopyahan nalang tayo! naku po pano na yan mami kengkay, dapat wholesome pa rin ung sayo ah😉

  7. hahahaha gagawin mo pala akong porn wrioter (buti na lang suki ako ni xerex nun) joke hahahahahaha

    hmmm kelagnan pagisipan to at talgang me mga words na kelangan include ha, at 200words, mas malupit ka pa kay ka pepe LOL

    Rhapsody: oo nga eh ang lupit, sablay na nga ko dun eh binago ko ung isang word… at kung may wrong grammar man ako jan, keber! heheheh… dumugo na ilong ko jan sa simpleng ginawa kong yan hahahaha!

    ayus yan suki ni xerex! pero di ngah? curios lang ako, nakabasa ka na ng kwento ni xerex? ako, uu! hahahaha!

  8. Hello! Saw you at Avi’s. Heard you did the tag… so I came over to check your work out! Ahahahhaha!

    Dirty minded girl, that Julia. Kaloka!🙂

    Rhapsody: Hi Brainteaser! thanks for checking it out! the tag is a bit weird but it’s fun!

    Yup Julia is such a ‘LoseR’ heheheheh😀

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